A funny thing happened while I was googling “patcher1048″

My laptop is crazy slow, so I began cleaning up the harddrive…uninstalled programs I no longer use, running CCleaner, etc.

Some of the files that were deleted had the directory string

“C:\Temp\Patcher\Patcher1048\PBSLocalizedStrings\PBSLocalization\es_ES\PBS.zdct 5.88KB”

There were hundreds of these…what the heck are they?

So I googled “patcher”, and got millions of hits.

Then I googled “patcher1048″ and got ZERO hits.  That’s right, zero.

So try googling “Patcher1048″.

If I’m lucky, I’ll be the only result.  I wonder how many people search for patcher1048?

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Is My Mother in Imminent Danger?

I was trying to quickly wrap up my patients for the afternoon, since I had someplace to be at 6pm (a bike race to be specific), when  the nurse taking care of the woman in room F told me that her son had some questions for me.

I sighed.  I always want patients and family to understand what is happening, but sometimes I feel like i explain the same thing over & over again (because I do, most of the time).  But this time the questions were different.

“I need you to be frank with me,” her son stated solemnly, but peacefully at the same time.  I actually felt soothed by being in the room with the woman whose blood pressure was 88 systolic and her pulse ox was 85%.  “Is my mother in imminent danger of dying?” he asked.

I wasn’t quite sure how to answer his question, so I probed further in to why he was asking.

She was a “no code”, “Do Not Intubate”, “Do Not Resucitate”, etc.  Generally, I know what that means, but far more important than what boxes are checked on the “DNR” form is what the patient wants from their quality of life.  I feel that it is the onus of the physician and healthcare team to determine what “boxes” to check, based on the patient’s and family’s stated wishes for end of life.

After discussing his mother’s quality of life, I gave him my recommendations.  I didn’t feel comfortable withdrawing all care until he had the opportunity to talk to his sister in North Carolina, and to talk to his mother’s physician.  While I was flattered that he asked for my opinion, I explained to him, “I’ve only known you and your mother for less than two hours.  I don’t feel comfortable telling you stop all treatment right now, but I will give you my advice about what you should do tonight.”

I suggested that we continue fluids, antibiotics and humidified oxygen through the night to maintain her present state of health, and possibly improve it.  This evening he could discuss the case with his sister and in the morning talk about it with his mothers physician. I told him that there was nothing that we were doing tonight that could not easily be stopped in the morning and this would give him and his sister time to discuss her care.

Was it a cop out on my part?  I don’t think so.  I’ve recommended to families that they stop all treatment in the past, especially when it’s clear what the patient’s wishes are.  I wasn’t certain that this lady would die tonight if all treatment were stopped…I was pretty sure she would linger for days to weeks, getting progressively worse every day.  I wanted him to at least enjoy her company for one more night.

She said to her son just as I was leaving, “Matthew…I’m not very good company right now.  Why don’t you go home.”  Matthew didn’t seem to mind just sitting there in his mother’s room.  Enjoying her quiet serenity one last time.

Matthew didn’t mind it at all, and neither did I.  It was better than the bike race would have been.

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Demented Man Fights Off Ex-Boxer in Midnight “Attack”

This poor old man with dementia was in a fist fight with another resident.  So the staff tried to commit him to the psychiatric hospital. I got the same basic story from both the patient and the staff.  Apparently, another resident went into his room, and the patient was afraid that he was being attacked, so he took care of the situation and fought back.

I felt bad for the little old guy, but was more irritated at the nursing home staff.  There is a misconception that all they have to do is fill out the committment papers, and it’s a done deal…the patient gets admitted to the psych hospital against their will.

It’s basically the same as putting someone in prison, and has legal ramifications that are similar.

The problem was, that this wasn’t a psychiatric problem, it was a medical problem and a social one.  His aggressive behavior is part of his dementia.  Couple that with an ex-boxer resident walking into his room, and sure enough, he’ll fight back.

I declined the involuntary committment and sent the patient back with instructions that the staff is required to keep other residents from wandering into his room.  I mean, it’s the only right he has left…his right to privacy.

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Extensor Tendon Repair in Honduras- Part 3

We created the best sterile field that we could and numbed up the laceration with as much lidocaine with epi as was safe to administer.  We had run the hand under running water to disrupt the clot, and then irrigated with sterile saline.

The distal tendons popped into view easily by simply extending all of his fingers flat against the table. They popped out like little white worms and just sat there.  That was easy.  The hard part was findign the proximal ends.  I gently dissected the tissue back towards his wrist, grasping the overlying skin & fat in forceps then cutting the skin with a scalpel.

I was shocked when I saw a small whitish object hiding under the retinaculum.  I quickly grasped it with forceps and pulled it out, placed a stich through it and kept it in sight.  I tugged on it and his forearm twitched.  We proceeded to suture the 3rd distal and proximal tendons together.  While it wasn’t the prettiest knot, it was functional, and what’s even more important, his finger worked again!

THen I set off to find the 4th & 5th tendons.  I had luck in only finding the smallest proximal tendon and I’m assuming it was the 5th.  So I placed sutures through both the 4th & 5th distal tendons and sewed them to the 5th distal tendon.

In the end, I had a pretty three sided laceration…one side formed by the machete, and the other two formed by me looking for the proximal tendons.  I pulled the two sides up and placed a red rubber catheter drain in the lac, and we created an ulnar gutter splint for him.

We fed both he and his brother dinner (tortillas, rice & beans) and the two set off towards home.  We offered them a place to stay for the night, but they insisted on walking back home, 5 hours, in the dark.

The boy came back to the clinic 5 days later, after we were gone, to see the nurse.  We received an email from her saying that the wound looked good, non-infected, and she removed the drain.

Hopefully in 6 months he’ll come back to the clinic to show us how well his fingers are working.  It wasn’t the best tendon repair, but it was the best one he could get at the time.

Everytime I go there, I learn more, come back & study more and am better prepared.  I can’t wait for my next machete wound in Hondura!

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Part 2

They hadn’t eaten since before starting work that morning and by the time they arrived at the clinic, it was late in the afternoon, the hottest time of the day.

This is when I met him for the first time.

“Doc Shazam, we need you.  We have a  machete injury…” said the 3rd year resident.

While minor trauma and fractures is run of the mill for me, the family practice docs that typically staff the medical clinic in the rural mountain village seem to find relief with my presence whenever the presenting complaint is trauma.  So a machete laceration that is right up my alley is gladly referred to me by the other docs.

This was the first machete injury I’d seen on this particular trip. Usually we have at least a handful.  It makes me wonder what the villagers do the other 48 weeks out of the year when there is no physician present, let alone an ER physician who is happy to poke around in tendons and muscles and such.

I had prepared myself for this patient’s visit more than a year in advance.  18 months ago, during my last trip to the mountains of Honduras, I had seena  similar case.  A young man with a machete laceration, this one due to carelessness, and not a snake, had lost the use of his index finger. I performed a gentle and timid exploration for a proximal tendon without success.

Upon returning home I consulted with my uncle, an orthopedic surgeon with over 40 years of practice.  He’s very familiar with my global antics, even from before I went to medical school. I’ve asked him about the very situation I was now facing.  Having never done an extensor tendon exploration or repair during my residency and subsequent clinical practice, I have since visualized the exploration I would do and the repair that would be needed.

When these boys and men have no other recourse aside from what they find at our clinic, how can I go wrong but to do an exploration, with the worst possible scenario that they recieve a sterile incision (due to my exploration) and leave with an injury no worse than when they came (only cleaner)

So the senior resident, 2 months away from starting her sports medicine fellowship and I began an exploration in anticipation of an extnesor tendon repair.  Others were skeptical…”Are you going ot try and repair that?” they asked.  “Why don’t you just send him down the mountain?” another questioned.

I knew that sending him down the mountain was an expensive proposition.  First of all, he had no money for the ride down in the pickup truck.  It would have to be gathered from the group of us, or deducted form the health committee funds, which are limited considering a clinic visit is the equivalent of 50 cents, which sometimes covers a family of six or more.  THis boy had no money at all.

Had I been assured that once down the mountain he would be able to see and follow up with an orthopedic surgeon, I would have given the $20-$40 dollars it cost to take an “emergency” ride down the mountain in one of the three pickup trucks in town.  (More than a months wage for many people).  But i knew that once he was in the Emergency Room in El Progresso, and had sat there for many hours, all he would get was a few superficial stitches in the skin, and he’d have lost the use of his left hand for good.

That was not an acceptable alternative for me.  So, betadine in hand, bandana on head, and LED headlamp in place, I began my exploration for the extensor tendons of his 3rd, 4th and 5th digits on his left hand…

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Of Machetes and Snake Bites

I just returned from a 2 week trip to rural northern Honduras where muddy roads twist up steep mountain sides, and where farmers manage near vertical fields of corn and beans where mahogany trees once grew.

A fifteen year old farmer leaned over in the beating sun, swinging his machete in his right hand while gathering ripe corn with his left.  His 10 year old brother picked up the ears that had fallen to the muddy ground.  The older boy suddenly felt a cool touch on the back of his neck…followed by a slick sensation running down his left arm.

With an automatic reaction fueled by terror, the poisonous snake was killed with one swift  swing of his machete.  His left hand began spurting blood from the deep laceration left by the machete.  The snake was dead, but he could no longer move the last three fingers of his left hand.

The younger boy ran to the edge of the field yelling for the other workers.  The older boy stumbled down the hillside corn rows in shock, cradling his left hand across his chest.  One of the older men doused the bleeding hand in gasoline to prevent infection and wrapped his hand in a towel.

With no choice but to maintain composure, the two boys began the five hour trek to our clinic where I met them for the first time.

…to be continued…

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New Server Migration

If you are seeing this post, it’s because Doc Shazam successfully migrated to a new server, and none too soon! I”m off to Honduras again for 2 weeks, and the last thing I needed was to deal with a testy host. One of the OTHER sites on my hosting account was having bandwidth problems, but they shut this site down since it’s the main site with them. No problem…I just moved it to a new host and server.

So if you are looking for a great host, try Host Gator
. I recommend the baby Croc package…unlimited domain names, $7.95/month if you buy hosting in advance. Only need one domain hosted? Try the hatchling at $4.95. I’ve got several sites with them, and now Mr. Hassle is here as well.

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He Should Have Been Dead

This gentleman was really, really nice, but he should have been dead before he even got to our hospital.  I wouldn’t be surprised if this was close to a reportable case due to the size of it.

He’d had multiple kidney stones in the past and came in complaining of a “Kidney Stone”.  Classic pain, left flank radiating to his left groin.  You know, his pain may have actually been caused by the kidney stone, but that’s not why he should have been dead.

Whenever i have a patient with a history of kidney stones, I always review previous CT scans to see how recently one was done, how large the stones were and if there were any in waiting in the kidneys.  Despite being seen by one of our urologists, this guy had no previous CT scans at our hospital.

Which means that this thing that almost killed him must have grown fast!

We gave him narcotics, narcotics and more narcotics and he was still having 10/10 pain.  Must be a really big kidney stone I continued to think.  Erroniously.

Finally, 4 hours after arrival, our “routine” CT scan is performed (don’t worry, an ultrasound would not have been any faster).  I listed to the radiologists report in one ear while listening to a nurse in the other ear and writing on a 3rd patient’s chart.

Then I just about dropped everything and asked the radiologist to repeat what he had said…

“The patient has an 8 centimeter leaking aortic aneurism.  Do you have a vascular surgeon there?”

My heart started to race, but I had to keep my cool for the patient’s sake.  Ruptured aortic aneurisms are fatal, plain and simple. This man should have been dead.  50% of ruptured aneurisms don’t make it to the hospital at all.  How long had his been leaking?  How long had his been growing?

I looked at the CT scan. It was probably the biggest aneurism I’ve ever seen.  AND IT WAS LEAKING!

The vascular surgeon came down and personally wheeled the patient up to the OR, where a graft was successfully placed, and he was extubated in the ICU later that night.

Another life saved on Doc Shazam’s watch.  :)

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Nine Minutes in the Afternoon

This guy was real whiny, complaining, “My chest hurts, my chest hurts.”  My very first thought was, “what a wimp”.  He was thirty four years old and appeared relatively healthy.  What could possibly be causing a 34 year old man so much pain that he was squirming in bed?  He wouldn’t look me in the eye and winced everytime I did something to try and examine him.

I felt his calves.  No swelling, no tenderness, probably not a PE.  I asked his medical history and “social” habits.  Pretty low risk for MI.  He was thin, but not real tall.  His hands and fingers looked normal to me…probably not Marfan’s or aortic root dissection.  Hmm.  Pericarditis?  The really bad cases usually LOOK awful, like they are having a heart attack.  This guy was just whiny.  I decided it was probably costochondritis and gave him some toradol while we ran some tests.

Go figure…another pneumothorax!  My second one in 2 weeks.  I later found out that a colleague of mine was waiting for me to finish his chest tube before doing his own chest tube 2 rooms down.  Are these things contageous or what?

I wrote a list of orders…we do so few chest tubes at this hospital, and most of the nurses don’t have trauma center experience.  So I need to be explicit with everything.  You’d think we’d have a nice kit made up, but I needed to call central supply just to get a sterile gown!

Fortunatly, for me and the patient, one of the nurses on orientation had six years of experience in CCU/ICU, but none in the ER. he was very familiar with chest tubes.

I used one of my favorite sedatives again, etomidate, and began the proceedure.  The new nurse was extremely helpful, and the tube went in easily.  The classic rush of air you read about when putting in a chest tube really happens.  And in this case, I watched the patient’s left chest deflate just a bit when I popped through the plural lining of the chest wall.  Apparently he had a little bit of tension developing as well.

As I was sewing in the tube I felt very relaxed and not stressed.  I realized that it was because of the help of the great nurses at this hospital, and the new nurse in particular who knew how to manage chest tubes, set up the pleurevac, tape a chest tube in place, etc, etc.

As I was finishing up, a tech came in to the room and asked, “Are you guys finished with the critical care cart?  Because Dr. Bond needs it 2 rooms down to put another chest tube in.”

I laughed at how smoothly everything went.  As I was signing off on the sedation forms, I checked the time of the proceedure from start to finish.  Nine minutes.  Nifty.

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John Ritter’s Doctors cleared of Malpractice Charges

It’s a shame that these doctors had to go through so much grief and stress when in their hearts they (and all of their fellow colleagues) knew that they did what was right and what was best and the patient died anyway.

The treating physicians were cleared of malpractice by the jury in Glendale Superior Court.

Five years of misery for them…I’m sure it adversely affected their physical and mental health, their relationships with their friends and family and their ability to practice medicine with confidence and giving their patients the best medical treatment possible.

I know that John Ritter’s family will never have their husband and father back again…but retaliation and blame is not an appropriate way to deal with greif.

Ironic that after a juried trial the doctors were cleared, and yet the hospital settled out of court for $14 million dollars.

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