Posted on February 4th, 2004 by Doc Shazam
You never know when you might encounter a FLOOD in OB. And like Noah, building his ark, you must begin collecting your SUPPLIES and building your PROTECTION early in the rotation. FLOODS can take the form of any LIQUID that may be encountered in the OB/Gyn Ward, including, but not limited to BLOOD, AMNIOTIC Fluid, [...]
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Posted on February 2nd, 2004 by Doc Shazam
The real danger of rotating through the OB/GYN GAME WORLD is cerebral atrophy. You must avoid this complication at all costs! Throughout your month, there will be ample opportunity to fend it off, but you must sieze every opportunity possible. Be prepared. Lurk next to secured doors and browse the nursing notes of the patient [...]
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