Mr. Hassle website hits…

I just looked at my monthly blog hits…they’ve risen every month since I started the blog last June 1st. Month one was about 100 visits, and last month was about 3000! If I continue to get 3000 hits per month, my yearly projection would be 36,000 visits per year, or the same number if visits [...]

Pain Day

I was the pain clinic today in the ED. I think every single one of my patients that I saw today was in the ED because of pain. I didn’t do much productive for any of them. Back pain, Tooth pain, Neck pain, Arm pain x 2 (one right, one left), scrotal pain. No one [...]

Miscellaneous

Now that Dr. Gene’s ’05 (?’04) is selling his own mugs on Blogborygmi, and Hermes is selling “Trust Me I’m Your Doctor” Thongs…I think that Doc Shazam needs some paraphanalia. I need a logo. Can anyone help? Patients say funny things that I write down sometimes to provide a chuckle when I think I’ll need [...]

The Topology of Medical Thinking

There are certainly more productive things I could be doing right now, seeing as I am taking Step 3 of the US Medical Liscensing Exam this coming week (a 2 day 8,000,000 question exam). But as my parents can attest, under times of academic stress, I frequently regress to more childish endeavors, such as drawing [...]

Seeking the Truth…the Naked Emperor

Last night as I lay awake in bed, wired from the medrol dose-pack I’m taking for sciatic nerve inflammation due to raking gravel to fill in my driveway’s mud and ice holes, I reviewed my folder of Pulmonary Embolism articles. I learned a few things. First, there is no single algorithm accepted as the standard [...]

Whirlwind

First day back in the ED in 2 months felt a little like my very first day in the ED. I forgot how to order lab tests, get x-rays, do a focused H&P, smooth talk consultants… But I did “fix” at least one person today. An unfortunate man with an infected knee and a “Peripherally [...]