To be filed under sports injuries:

After a 5 turnover, 41-7 loss against the New ENgland Patriots, Mike Shanahan, head coach of the Denver Bronco’s responds to a reporters question about whether Jay Cutler’s injured finger would need an MRI this week:

I don’t think fingers need MRIs, either it’s broken or it’s not broken.   I’m not a doctor, but I think that’s the case.